It was a fine day in Elmo's world. Until barney came in and interrupted his show. Elmo got really ticked off and his eyes turned red. Barney started to back off, but it was too late. Elmo was beating the crap out barney! All the cabbage patch kids were coming out of the garden to help Elmo beat up barney. Then, Luke, one of barney's bed buddies… I mean friends, came over with some fire crackers and some noodles. The cabbage patch kids took the noodles and were forcing them down barneys throat, hard. Then Elmo jumped off barney to go get the fire crackers… but when Elmo returned- barney was gone! He had jumped in a jeep with the Easter bunny( good thing it is a ford, or we couldn't have lit their fuel injector on fire)! So, the Easter bunny and barney were now running around on fire in the middle of a 4 lane freeway. All of a sudden, these 3 big trucks came barreling down the road- they were being remote controlled by Elmo!….3…2…1… BOOM Elmo jumped out of his hiding spot, where he was controlling the trucks, and ran around on fire 'till he died.
Epilogue

Lets answer some questions. Q: what happened to the cabbage patch kids?
A: the cabbage patch kids all returned to the garden after they stuffed barney full of noodles. Q: what the heck happened to Luke?
A: before Elmo stole the trailer trucks, Luke threw a hyper-velocity blade-boomerang at Elmo, but Elmo noticed a shiny nickel on the ground, so he bent over and picked it up, making the hyper-velocity-blade-boomerang miss him, circle around, and chop Luke's head off (haha)



Death toll : 4
Luke :1
Barney :0
Elmo :3
Easter Bunny :0